The Quest for the Holy Fail Pub Crawl
It’s not a pub crawl… it’s a pub crusade!
The three bawdiest tour guides in New Market are on a quest to find the filthiest, most reprehensible, and yet inexplicably hilarious joke, song, or limerick ever devised by the human brain, and they want you to join them.
In this two-hour tour through the seedy underbelly of what passes of wit in the alehouses of the Renaissance, the Holy Heralds of Hops will ply you with dirty jokes, lewd songs, drinking games, general debauchery, and of course beer – five to be exact – all the better to lubricate your tongues. Your commemorative tasting glass is yours to keep, and at the end of the crusade, the participant who provides them most inappropriate source of laughter for the rest of us will receive a special prize of (dis)honor to mark their contribution to the Holy Heralds of Hops’ epic Quest of the Holy Fail.
11:00am and 2:00pm
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5 (8oz tasting pours)
$45 per person
Please meet at least 10 minutes before your crawl start time at THE TAP, booth 162, with your e-ticket and photo ID.
Space is limited to 30 patrons per Crawl, so get your ticket right away!
Warning: This event is for adults, 21 years of age or older. Adult Humor is employed regularly.
Pub Crawl Ticket alone does not include admission into the Texas Renaissance Festival. You must purchase that separately. You will not be allowed admission to the Festival without a Festival Ticket. Festival Admission Discount packages available through Vee.
IMPORTANT ITEMS OF NOTE
You must be 21 or older with valid ID to participate in the Pub Crawl. If we cannot verify your age, you will not be allowed to participate. TABC rules apply. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The Festival is rain or shine, and so is the Pub Crawl. As a rule, once purchased there are no refunds for tickets, except under very specific circumstances.
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